Unofficially a blog that's been shut down, you might still find the occasional post here where I mention something about exercise, rant/comment on life, or post my amateur third-person poetry.

Monday, December 26, 2005

On the weekend of Christmas
Here's what I did to me:

6 sets of pressups
5 sets of curls
Some calf raises
Hamstring curls
2 sets of abs
and a little bit of stretching

(Couldn't find a way of fitting "20 minutes on the stepper" into that.)

Had a great Christmas. Hope it was the same for you.

See you on the other side of the year!

Friday, December 23, 2005

#45 out of the way

I ran 4 miles today; the first 3 in 21 minutes, and then the remaining one in a very lazy 9. I've got a cold, so I didn't want to push it. Heart rate in the immediate minute after stopping was 160 beats per minute, falling to 140.

Looking back at my totals last week, I ran 16 miles - ahem, 15.75 miles. What that probably means is that the Xmas Eve workout tomorrow will involve the stepper, to save my poor knees from pavement-pounding. 5 years ago, I tore my left ACL; the resulting endoscopy showed that the inner meniscus was worn out, and the whole knee was a terrible mess of stalactites and stalagmites. I kid you not, it was a dead ugly picture of a fraying knee. I can only deduce that the right knee is just as bad. I didn't heed the doctor's advice to give up running for good(!), but I don't want to be using a cane in my 70s, or relying on armpower to get around, so as a concession I'll have to do some low-impact circuit training from time to time.

Earlier this week I considered signing up for a marathon, but that thought evaporated fairly quickly after I decided that I did not have the time commitment to train properly for one, and I also did not want to put my knees through that anguish. In any case, I prefer halfs, as they are - for me - a nice blend of speed and distance, more suited to my plodding style, and a distance which I can run for on little more than 20-30 minutes of cardio every other day. I can also decide impulsively to do one at short notice (by stretching a short routine run into a half), and I'm happy to take them on with just my Camelbak for support crew. My next immediate goal is to run a half - 19 laps around my local park - in 1:40 or less, and the rather complicated training plan is to maintain at least 3 miles of running at 7 minute-miles, and slowly keep extending the distance. Got that? Are you sure?

Mrs Try has agreed (Ha...llelujah!) that Birmingham and Eastbourne are best forgotten next year. Of course, she'll probably book herself to do those gigs again without recalling what she said. (Does this happen in your household?) She has two gigs today, three tomorrow, then midnight mass, and church on Sunday. That's nine sessions of singing - totalling about 20 hours - within 48 hours. Talk about endurance!

I'm off to be a good house-husband and reclassify the fridge now. By alphabet or smell-by date?

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

What I did for love, or, A new low for pressups

Mrs TryAthlete has a few out-of-town singing gigs in other cities. Husband hates these, because a) they are a long way away, and traffic is lousy, b) she tends to get ill (if not by the first one, then by the end of the week), c) the gigs are evening ones and they get home late, d) he thinks the money's not worth it, and e) he has to go along to make sure she gets back alright, because he doesn't want her to have to make her way back herself in that sort of condition. She agrees to do them anyway. Having voiced his objections before, husband vows to keep his mouth shut and say no more, even though he's hating it more or less all the way. In between rehearsals and the actual concert, there is nothing for TryAthlete to do except read Desert Storm, so he makes frequent trips to the toilet - not to contemplate on, or worship at, the porcelain shrine, but to kowtow to it in sets of 20. After a 15-hour day, 9 of which spent travelling about 250 miles, the station wagon rolls in at 1:30am, whereupon husband gets Mrs TryAthlete, cold, tired and with a headache, in the house safe and sound. Job done.

Nearly seven hours later, the TryWagon embarks on a relatively sedate journey of 3 miles in about 25 minutes. All Try can think of is, heck, we got another one Thursday, and how to convince Mrs not to agree to do these [substitute your own words here] gigs again next year.

And hey, the TryCastle drawbridge may at times have squeaked at the chains, but it never lowered.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Timeless

Sometimes it's good to leave your watch at home.

The in-laws have come to visit, but today I still managed to sneak out early morning to do 3.5 miles without compromising our time together. The clock on my phone says my run was all within 8 minutes per mile pace, although I have no way of verifying the specific time - which is good, in a way. Sometimes I think paying too much attention to timings - whether they be mins/mile, or time for a specific distance covered - can be a bit too much of a preoccupation; one that only sets yourself up for mood swings according to how well/badly you have run.

The bad news - if you can call it that - is that I seem to have forgotten how to run 8 minute miles. I used to be able to pace myself quite reliably for 5Ks in 25 minutes based on "feel" alone; no watch needed. My running pace nowadays is more like "all out and brief recovery" - a bit haphazard. Maybe I'll rediscover the 8 minute mile pace in the later miles of a long run. Maybe, perhaps, too, one of these days I'll try setting myself a task of running, say, 30 minutes, and not worry about the distance run.

Stretching - anyone has any good ideas on how to stretch hamstrings? I lie down on the floor and place one leg against the door frame, but I'm wondering if there's a better way to stretch. Sitting down, bending one leg, and trying to touch the toes on the other doesn't do anything for me, I'm afraid.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Tagging is for convicts...?

Tagged - not once, but twice?

I've got to admit, I agree with Amy about "tagging" being "blog chain mail". Besides, what facts would anyone want to know about me? There are plenty of things you can find out by trawling through my archives, or googling "handsome hunk". I wouldn't normally care to post responses to tags, lists or "Which Finding Nemo character are you" quizzes on my blog, but I shall humour you all just this once with some information you won't find anywhere else.

1) I was a sergeant in the army. I've fired M16s, M203s, SAWs, LAWs, Claymore Mines, GPMGs, 0.5" HMGs, Carl Gustavs, 120mm mortars and driven M113s.

2) During a routine live-firing exercise, I once misdirected a bomb 1700 ft off course with near-disastrous results. The forward observer's response was, "51, DID YOU JUST FIRE A BOMB TO MY LEFT?!?!?!" The misfired bomb was later blamed on "strong winds".

3) I am night-blind and colour-blind. This may be a good excuse for why I hate running in the dark, and my poor dress sense.

4) I have a lot of class, and most of it is low.

Happy now?

Today I ran 3 miles at 7:00 pace. The weather was an unbelievable (for me) 0C/32F but I was warm in my hat, gloves and thermals. It felt strange - the air seemed somewhat thin, or was I imagining it? - but I was just happy to be outside running, without caring too much about distance or timing.

I also need to make time to stretch more often. I am so tight, some days it feels like my hamstrings are in my mid-back.

Friday, December 16, 2005

This pressup exercise works quite well for me. For each rep, take 2 seconds each on the concentric and eccentric phase. I did four sets of these to failure (15-20 reps), and the post-workout effect was equivalent to doing 300+ pressups, but without the joint aches. It might mean that this style of pressups works the muscle well. Of course, it might really mean that I'm weak, and might have to sign up for bootcamp via webcam.

Ran 10K this morning, seeing as school's finally finished for me. It took a long 2.5 miles to feel warmed up - even with my hat! I hit 5K at 22:00, then 5 miles at 37:30. There was next to nothing in the tank after that, and I finished feeling dehydrated and thirsty. I suppose I should be pleased, particularly with the 5K time, but I'm not, really. I did the 10K too much like a fartlek - almost all out for a bit, then either slowing down or stopping to take a break, then repeating. Not a comfortable feeling at all. I would have preferred a more even pace, and so, to me, it seemed a disappointing 10K in 47:30. Oh well.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

The truth hurts...

At the end of his piano lesson today Max asks me, "Are you allergic to nuts?"

I tell him no and ask why.

"Mum's got this present for you and we wanted to make sure..."

Just as I'm thinking "Chocolate? Biscuits?" he continues

"... because the person we got it for is allergic to nuts, so we thought we'd give it to you."

Ouch! (Tom-toms and cymbals here, Richard.)

Tonight's going to be Pressup night, with a few leg curls and calf raises. It's supposed to be an "Everything but the abs" workout, but I won't do squats any more, unless they're part of cardio, and tomorrow I'm at the school with the drum kit, so I can do my bicep curls there.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

20 minutes on the stepper tonight. It was all out for almost all the way. I couldn't be bothered to observe the watch and do 45/15s. That's #40 out of the way! This last set of 10 - #30 to #40 - has definitely been the hardest, for some reason. I'm glad it's out of the way, and I'm relieved to be able to move on to the next few. I don't expect that I will hit #50 before we go on holiday, but #45 would be nice. To reach #70 - #80 before May rolls in and proper running weather re-emerges would be good too.

Sorry this is so terse, but work really is calling!

Monday, December 12, 2005

Christmas Shopping Workout

Distance moved: 1.3 miles
Time: 1:20:34
Max HR: unknown
Min HR: 50
Money spent: Too much
Calories burnt: Negligible

Post Workout nutrition
Chocolate pieces: 5
Calories: 450
Calories from fat: 225

Bad, bad, bad. Especially since the chocolate was a co-worker's! They forced me to eat them; they would they would kill me otherwise. How can I pile up the remaining pieces so the tub looks untouched?

Friday, December 09, 2005

I feel good (na-na, na-na, na-na, nah!)

Usually my Friday post-work routine is to come home, collapse on the chair (or floor) for a bit, check my mail, read blogs, get tied up with the computer, then somehow find the strength to prepare work, and do the grocery shopping and housework. Today, my 1100 calories (up to lunchtime) stayed with me for a bit longer than it usually does, so after work I

• grocery shopped, then came home and
• did the laundry
• cleaned the whole house (we’re talking a proper overhaul here)
• briefly looked at blogs, and
• got my stuff ready out for tomorrow

and then I stepped for 20 minutes, doing “45 by weights” – 45 seconds all out, followed by an assortment of pressups or weights.

I rested for a bit by doing 3 sets of bicep curls, then did the whole cardio routine again. Question is, does that count as 2 sessions of cardio, or 1?

Mighty Mouse!

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

45 by 15s. Love them.

I think going all out for 45 seconds on the stepper, followed by a relatively easier 15, really works for me. (Of course, that is repeated for 20 minutes.) Last night I got my heart rate up to 180 beats per minute using this method. It also took away the need for pressups/weights in between, because there was no time to get bored. It was 45 seconds all out, then I spent the remaining 15 seconds measuring my heart rate at 6 seconds, 10 seconds and 15 seconds, and trying to work out if they all equalled the same MHR %age on a per-minute basis. Then did that all over again.

I read somewhere that ice-hockey players did 2 minutes all out on the stepper, followed by one minute of recovery, because that simulated the same experience on ice, with the line substitutions and all. But personally I think it isn’t possible to go all out for 2 minutes and get your heart rate at a high rate – mine pleateaus after one minute at 80-85% max (170 bpm - guess my age there), and no matter how long I step at that intensity it never goes above that.

On to diet issues - I've probably ranted about this before ... I think. In the UK it is advised that the daily caloric intake for a male adult is 2500 calories, and for a female, 2000 calories. The recommended fat intake is limited at 90g and 70g respectively. Since 1g of fat = 9 calories, this means that, by observing these guidelines, a man would derive 810 calories per day from fat; a woman, 630 calories from fat.

Percentage of daily calories obtained from fat: Man 32.4% (810/2500). Woman 31.5% (630/2000).

When you consider that having more than 30% body fat is “obese”, surely one can see that to follow these recommended guidelines is to embark on the lard brick road. I wonder who recommended these high fat guidelines. Probably a Rent-a-Scientist who works for the chocolate and fast-food industry, of the same mould as the people who insist smoking doesn’t cause cancer.

And moving on, I’ve been scrutinizing the Mercier-Leger-Desjardins nomogram, which predicts running performances from 3km to 42km. You can use this version to estimate your VO2max based on two personal bests at different distances, as well as predict your times for various distances. I know there are a lot of things out there that do the same, but I’ve found this nomogram to be pretty accurate. If anyone would like a JPEG graph of the nomogram (for some reason, it keeps showing up as blurred lines when I upload) - which shows you your predicted race times instantly - let me know and I'll happily email it to you.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

I'd rather be at home than at work

Go on. Humor me. Tell me you have days like these.

Tuesdays are generally slow days at work, and today was no exception. I wasn't the only one not wanting to go in to school. Some of my students didn't manage that trek, so at least I had a few breaks.

Felt the 10-mile legs all day yesterday but they've eased off sufficiently for me to want to do some stepping tonight. #38 is probably going to be 20-25 minutes on the stepper, interspersed with a few sets of 22.5 pressups (half-rep on the final one). That's right. It's supposed to be 20 pressups, but I'm going for 22.5. After 8 sets, I would have done an extra set. Just kidding, Richard!

Sunday, December 04, 2005

I must just have been crap before...

Today the opportunity to go for a run surfaced unexpectedly, so rather than go through the rigmarole of carting all my running stuff to work tomorrow, to run in what would be a lunchtime drizzle, I chose to go today instead. It took me over two-and-a-half miles to get into the running groove – whaddya expect after all that stepping? – but at least I was comfortably warm in 8C sunshine and thermals. As a precaution, I spent the first few miles breathing through my nose (or at least trying to) instead of gulping air through my mouth like a trout. Did the first 3.5 miles in 25:45, then 10K in 46:49, and passed 9 miles in 1:08.45. Final distance: 10 miles, 1:16.17, which is better than the 1:20.00 I ran a few weeks back. So, with little humility, I shall amend the sidebar accordingly and encourage you to have a look at it. Ta-dah!

Some thoughts:
1) If I’m out for over an hour in 8C, I should consider running with a hat. My ears get cold after 40 minutes.

2) Oats are brilliant for a long run.

3) The Lore of Running suggests a fluid replacement rate of about 500-700ml per hour, after the first hour. The next time I do 10 miles again, I’ll try that – I was okay for about the first 11K, but I could have done with some water after that. The last mile was dead difficult. (And if I can find some way to maintain my pace today over an additional 5K, I should beat my half-marathon time.)

4) Last week’s mileage: Technically 0. Today’s: 10. If I’m not careful, one day I’ll drop dead from overexertion. Bury me in my Nikes, please.

5) Average time 7:38 mins/mile, compared to 8:00 mins/mile over the same distance a few weeks back. In those few weeks, what have I done to achieve that? Stepping for 20-30mins at 60-80% MHR. Hmm. Either stepping does wonders, or I must just have been crap before.

6) Try varying the pace on certain sections of the run, to keep mentally fresh. This is especially important if you’re going to run 14+ laps of your local park to reach 10 miles. Fartlek adds a bit of variety.

7) I enjoy running alone for the solitude, but for me anything over 10K is challenging for the mind. At times it becomes “On this lap I shall pull up my right sleeve, on the next one I shall pull up my left; keys in right hand this lap, keys in left hand next lap”, in addition to the occasional mental “treat” of trying to convert kilometres run to miles and vice versa. What other things can you do, mentally, to help yourself keep going?

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Fried Wings, anyone?

Thursday night the Mrs had to catch up on a few readings for her class. I figured that the 6-8 pages would probably take her an hour or so, even at her speed-reading pace, because FM Alexander is one hell of a long-winded fellow. To read his convoluted paragraphs is one thing, to understand him is another. So I did some abs, and then rolled out the dinky weights for two sets of tricep kickbacks. I did them in a controlled pace, free hand mirroring the weight hand.

The Good
The triceps have definitely been worked, according to TryAthlete Training Principle #1: Achieve as much as possible by doing as little as possible.
Dorian Yates, a former Mr Olympia, used to say that he trained his body on one set per bodypart. But maybe he said that to screw his rivals.
I'm also still looking for a book by Walter George, a runner who did 16K in 50 minutes on what was 3K a day of training.

The Bad
An all-day neckache that feels like I hit Julius Jones helmet-to-helmet on fourth and one on the goal line. Needless to say cardio yesterday was skipped. Was it bad form on the kickbacks? Or was it the damn crunches?

Some time this weekend I'll set sail for cardio #37 and grab some weight-y treasures.

Rumour (spelling: we're over the Atlantic here) has it that Alias is going to be scrapped. Dang! No more Garner and Vartan! What am I going to be stepping to? Endless TV re-runs of Friends and that awful "Smelly Cat" song?

Next week I will have two days where I can go out running at lunchtime-ish - the warmest time of the day. Woo hoo! I can't wait!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

I’m probably not the only one trying to catch a glimpse of Christmas through the telescope. And I also suspect others have already aligned the crosshairs and laser sight on it.

Work hasn’t exactly piled up these last couple of days, but I’m starting to wish for the end of term already. School on Saturdays means that the word “weekend” doesn’t offer much in terms of consolation; indeed, after this one, I’ll have to think of some way to mentally make it through the academic wall, which typically surfaces two to three weeks before the end of term. (Kind of like Heartbreak Hill at Boston.)

Yesterday morning it was 125 pressups in the absence of students. I also curled 3x15 reps using the hi-hat cymbal (and stand) – I should take some pictures to prove it’s possible. In the evening it was 20 minutes of no-nonsense stepping; hard all the way through. It wasn’t because I’d engineered it to be that way, or felt like going all out, but simply because I was watching Alias as I stepped and hence couldn’t be bothered to do the 45-by-15s. Thankfully, after about 15 minutes the heart rate was at 75-80% - a redeeming bonus. For me, that effort felt equivalent to doing 3 miles at 7:30mins per mile. I get the feeling that cardio sessions like these – indoors, on the stepper, watching DVDs - are going to feature a bit more prominently as we head into the winter.

My work-life-exercise balance hasn’t exactly been wonderful these days. You’ll see what I mean if you take a look at the piles of books and papers strewn over the floor in our spare room – thank goodness we’ve got one, and isn’t nicknamed “The Stable” for nowt (Yorkshire for “nothing”). And if I were making a list of 100 things about me, one horrible fact you wouldn’t want to know about me is that “I sometimes wear a suit to work - not because I care about my appearance, but because the jacket hides the unironed shirt. And the tie tries to blot out as much of the remaining exposed triangle.”

In the spirit of Thou shalt not blog some other things , I shall spare thee.

Other exercise-related stuff: I’ve been doing calf-raises on a 2¾” block of wood, and it’s definitely doing something. While my calves are certainly no match for the champion's - mine are more "kid ass" than "kick ass" at the moment - no one can accuse me of having sparrow’s ankles.

My last student's cancelled on me so I shall head for the stable and try to reclaim a bit of my life back. Ever have a room at yours where all the crap gets shoved into?